[Almalexia’s wretched observations on the land that hates her]Tumblr (3.0; @almalexicon)http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/<p><img height="197" src="http://i.imgur.com/BjVFk.png" width="578"/></p> <p><img height="210" src="http://i.imgur.com/3Vb56.png" width="545"/></p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15425709483http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15425709483Fri, 06 Jan 2012 20:19:48 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/15424124734">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15423543581/no-in-yours">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/15423374828">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15420042089/with-a-nice-heel">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/15417165750">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15416816653/his-name-was-gertie">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="130" src="http://i.imgur.com/TgxuB.png" width="479"/></p> <p><img height="257" src="http://i.imgur.com/8iwXp.png?8016" width="493"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxeep6YzAr1r4dmyg.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="154" src="http://i.imgur.com/Go9gr.png" width="499"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxek7xmNUs1r4dmyg.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="169" src="http://i.imgur.com/2SrVC.png" width="518"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxekwkBaJD1r4dmyg.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="245" src="http://i.imgur.com/e29hm.png" width="549"/></p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15424615465http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15424615465Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:57:00 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/15423374828">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15420042089/with-a-nice-heel">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/15417165750">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15416816653/his-name-was-gertie">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="130" src="http://i.imgur.com/TgxuB.png" width="479"/></p> <p><img height="257" src="http://i.imgur.com/8iwXp.png?8016" width="493"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxeep6YzAr1r4dmyg.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="154" src="http://i.imgur.com/Go9gr.png" width="499"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxek7xmNUs1r4dmyg.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="169" src="http://i.imgur.com/2SrVC.png" width="518"/></p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15423543581http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15423543581Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:37:10 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/15417165750">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15416816653/his-name-was-gertie">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img height="130" src="http://i.imgur.com/TgxuB.png" width="479"/></p> <p><img height="257" src="http://i.imgur.com/8iwXp.png?8016" width="493"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxeep6YzAr1r4dmyg.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="154" src="http://i.imgur.com/Go9gr.png" width="499"/></p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15420042089http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15420042089Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:29:00 -0500<p><img height="130" src="http://i.imgur.com/TgxuB.png" width="479"/></p> <p><img height="257" src="http://i.imgur.com/8iwXp.png?8016" width="493"/></p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15416816653http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15416816653Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:28:00 -0500<p><img height="177" src="http://i.imgur.com/U85pL.png" width="569"/></p> <p><img height="378" src="http://i.imgur.com/ledC9.png" width="568"/></p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15416494310http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15416494310Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:22:30 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8rna2WsE1r8lkybo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I have failed to make a decent amount of notes in this tome as I have come down with a heavy fever. Onmund is stuffing me full of all the ridiculous nonsensical cures a Nord can procure. Hopefully, I can return to writing soon. I have a lovely bit about my… person who follows me… My helper? Golldir.</p> <p><img height="192" src="http://i.imgur.com/WEpD3.png" width="281"/></p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15256297350http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/15256297350Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:28:00 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://braiththebosmer.tumblr.com/post/14923828344/penned-across-what-looks-and-smells-like-an-old">braiththebosmer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14923510122/written-carefully-on-her-note-which-now-smells-of">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh! My sincerest apologies. Unfortunately, the subtleties of lower <em>Boiche</em>-y culture elude me.</p> </blockquote> <p>Subtle things elude you? You don’t <em>say</em>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you.</p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14927076829http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14927076829Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:37:00 -0500<a href="http://braiththebosmer.tumblr.com/post/14923241092/scrawled-across-a-pretentious-looking-note-stuffed-in">Written carefully on her note, which now smells of blood and tree sap.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14922602948/honestly">almalexicon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://braiththebosmer.tumblr.com/post/14921986405/id-be-offended-on-my-husbands-behalf-if-i-could-stop">braiththebosmer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/14921758380">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><del>farkis</del> Farkas is wulf</p> <p>look betr this waj</p> </blockquote> <p>I love it when people take my advice to heart. Look at how her spelling has improved!</p> <p>I’ve found my calling.</p> </blockquote> <p>If there was not a rather troubling matter of dragons, note the…</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh! My sincerest apologies. Unfortunately, the subtleties of lower <em>Boiche</em>-y culture elude me.</p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14923510122http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14923510122Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:18:00 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://braiththebosmer.tumblr.com/post/14921986405/id-be-offended-on-my-husbands-behalf-if-i-could-stop">braiththebosmer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrapsfromskyrim.tumblr.com/post/14921758380">scrapsfromskyrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><del>farkis</del> Farkas is wulf</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwu5seDCRN1r4dmyg.png"/></p> <p>look betr this waj</p> <p>remind me ov naga but fury and not snajk</p> <p>stil betur then pink fleshj</p> <p>evrjwun stud in sirkl and Farkas sed njse thjngs abowt me</p> <p><del>filk Filkus</del> Vilkus wants me to go fjnd kidnapd man</p> <p>it is far so I wil tajk anothr hors</p> <p>Farkas dosnt want to go but I kan do it</p> </blockquote> <p>I love it when people take my advice to heart. Look at how her spelling has improved! </p> <p>I’ve found my calling. </p> </blockquote> <p>If there was not a rather troubling matter of dragons, note the plurality, I would inform you of your mutual failings. Alas, I detest the scent of toasted Nord, so I must leave this be.</p> <p>Note to self: Apologize to Golldir about his hair.</p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14922602948http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14922602948Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:57:00 -0500Nose firmly in the airdunmerbitchdunmer bitchskyrim<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwp4rgXMh11r8lkybo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Am burning Onmund’s stupid hood if he continues to wear it with armor. Put on a damn helmet.</p>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14712667000http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14712667000Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:59:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwp2fajvpN1r8lkybo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Things I don’t hate about Skyrim:</p> <ol><li>My new armor</li> <li>The amount of things to kill</li> <li><del> Onmund’s body heat</del> Onmund</li> </ol>http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14710899657http://almalexicon.tumblr.com/post/14710899657Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:09:10 -0500